is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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