my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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