I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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