It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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