found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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