you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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