Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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