Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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