When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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