in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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