we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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