i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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