i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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