I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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