and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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