Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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