Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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