We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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