why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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