It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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