just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We left the knife in your bed.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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