she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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