As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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