sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to make a zoo with you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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