used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Im part way to drunk.
He shit in the fireplace
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