How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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