Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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