So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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