Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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