hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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