I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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Shame?
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