Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dear god my vagina.
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