whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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