Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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