I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
She announced her abortion via fbk
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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