I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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