So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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