dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Small penises have feelings too.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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