Betty ford says i'm here all night
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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