I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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