The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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