I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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