Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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