look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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