Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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