i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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