How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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