i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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