He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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