Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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