i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
