They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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