Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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