Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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