All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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