My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
