could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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