Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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